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Anonymous
changed eve to even

Some Disney Princess
I swear, didn't that happen to the Mongolian Empire lol

Satan
NO. JUST NO. WHY. WHY DID YOU HAVE TO REMIND ME OF THIS ABSOLUTE TORTURE

Kawish
Friday is my favourite day of the week too! Like you get to do something …

Eric Cantona
Hey nice quote man!

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Anna Perl
Every major scale has a relative minor scale that uses the same notes, but in a different order. For example, A minor is the relative minor to C major. To find the relative minor, look at the sixth note in the major scale. The sixth note of the C major scale is A.

Charles Brettinger
People always ask me, "If people don't like your work, why would you keep producing it?" The answer is simple. Why should I base my life choices around those who don't like my work? It rather hurts my feelings, so let it be its own revenge.

Isaac Lyhaus
Freeze dried corn is not available at my local grocery store. So I have to order it online. It costs about a hundred dollars a kilo, but it's worth it. So, so worth it.

John Sanders
Racism against white people is usually brought up only as an attempt to shut down conversations about racism, as a "gotcha." In reality, white people can be victims of racism and white supremacy, though they are far from being the primary victims. White supremacists believe in a racial hierarchy that includes subdividing white people. This means they'll often consider certain subgroups of white people, such as Slavic people, inferior to themselves. They consider themselves Aryan or Nordic.

Lexa Burns
Everyone knows why the zoo stopped purchasing Lipton products. It's quite obvious. They shouldn't have been buying it in the first place; I have no idea why they expected it to be good koala tea.

Susan
I did what you said, Mom. I lived each day hoping it was my last. What? Live each day like it's your last? Goodness, I thought what I was doing was messed up. I don't think doing that amount of drugs is a good idea on a daily basis.

Anonymous
Do you think of yourself as susceptible to peer pressure? There are two types of people: those who believe they are susceptible to peer pressure, and those who don't. The latter are much more susceptible.

Anonymous
We need an American Girl Doll who can't afford an American Girl Doll and is one of the only girls in her fancy private school (that she attends on scholarship) not to have one.

Reverend Franc Austin
When you say "there but for the grace of God go I," what you are really saying is "I am God's favorite." The truth is, we do not know why some people on this Earth are more fortunate than others.

Anonymous - Not A Trick
Most typing tests cover only the letters, numbers and punctuation. This typing test covers some of the other keys as well! When one of those keys is mentioned, first press it, then type out the letters as a word. You may skip pressing a key if your keyboard does not have it. Press and type out Ctrl. Next, press and type out PrtScn. Now press and type out Esc. Finally, press and type out Shift. Good job! At the end of this sentence, you'll be done.

Weston
Everyone thinks I love the sound of my own voice. That couldn't be less true. I hate the sound of my own voice. Unfortunately, I am an idiot, so I somehow think the way to escape it is to talk faster.

Susan
The belief in the sanctity of life is, at its core, a religious belief. That's what makes it so surprising that so many atheists believe in it. Death is inevitable. There is no secular moral reason to stop someone from committing suicide.

Devin Lorbo
You didn't get into a car crash by accident. You got into a two-ton death machine and went zooming down the road at over six times walking speed. What did you expect, a flat-screen TV?

Emma Smith
Hi, I'm a fetus! I'm here to feed upon your body for three quarters of a year and then violently tear my way out of it without your consent. This is not assault. It's normal. In fact, it's wonderful. There is no basis for considering abortion self-defense!

Emma Smith
You say I can't expel the fetus from my body because it is a human life. I am required to feed it through the placenta. If I do not consume enough calcium, it will take calcium from my bones. Yet there are many in need who have already been born, and you say you have no obligation toward them. I must feed this unborn life with my body, and you will not feed the hungry with your wallet?

Anonymous
Metacognition is overrated. You don't need to think about your thoughts or your thought process any more than you need to bite your teeth while you're trying to eat.

Lexa Brenton
Here's my best tip for achieving a natural, no-makeup look: don't wear makeup. If you want to look like you're wearing makeup, putting on makeup is the best way to achieve that, but your face is naturally natural.

Anonymous
One important Ohm's law formula, voltage equals current times resistance, should be taught in first grade. However, only in later grades should they learn that current equals voltage divided by resistance, or that resistance equals voltage divided by current. It simply is not age-appropriate information.

Charles Brettinger
The worse the opposing political party gets, the more your party's voters resemble those in a one-party system. Stop using the other side's evilness as an excuse for your own issues, even though they're puppy-killing garbage monsters.

Benjamin Shapiro
For the life of me, I cannot understand why the Proud Boys chose that name. They are a neo-fascist group. Why did they take their name from a song from a Broadway musical? Especially one that sounds extra gay.