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Anonymous
changed eve to even

Some Disney Princess
I swear, didn't that happen to the Mongolian Empire lol

Satan
NO. JUST NO. WHY. WHY DID YOU HAVE TO REMIND ME OF THIS ABSOLUTE TORTURE

Kawish
Friday is my favourite day of the week too! Like you get to do something …

Eric Cantona
Hey nice quote man!

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2d / stuart pot - two cups of orange juice
She came up to me and I thought she was going to say something quite - sort of - scary, but she said, "can you hold my coat for me?" And I - I had two cups of orange juice in my hands, so I said, "I can't, look, I've got two cups of orange juice in my hand," and then she just started hitting me with her handbag.

cass browne and gorillaz - murdoc, in jamaica
Murdoc: I was shimmying my way up a coconut tree, looking for some bottles of Malibu when I fell out. I landed on my back, slipping a couple of discs. We were due to fly back the next day to record the video, which we almost had to cancel.

cass browne and gorillaz - a quote from murdoc (rise of the ogre) pt 2
Actually, 'This Be The Verse' would have been a killer song. Unfortunately Philip Larkin never managed to write 'This Be The Chorus', which is essential for chart success. And it needs to come in within the first 45 seconds or Radio 1 won't play it.

cass browne and gorillaz - a quote from murdoc (rise of the ogre)
Murdoc: I think if eBay had been invented at the time, he would have sold me online there and then. As it was I had to endure years of his booze-sodden venomous behavior before he shipped me off to school. Which I loathed just as equally. I'm often asked why my behaviour is so crooked now, but it's a lot clearer when you see what manky loins I sprung from. 'Man hands on misery to man', y'know.