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Matthew Fraser
Would I vote for Jeff? Probably not. But this was one legendary speech.

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You come to me on the day my daughter is to be wed...

Arielle (The Little Mermaid)
I've always wondered what the little mermaid would think about all the plastic and big …

Anonymous
Here's the short story if anyone's interested. I think it's okay: https://alltimeshortstories.com/salty-coffee-a-love-story/

Alan Turing
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Chuck Palahniuk
Reality is consensus. Objects, from diamonds to bubble gum, only have value because we all agree they do. Laws like speed limits are only laws because most people agree to respect them.

Chuck Palahniuk
How lame is this? We really believe a strip of paint down the middle of the road is going to keep us safe? That white or yellow line is some kind of protection.

Chuck Palahniuk - Rant
The chief argument against the possibility of time travel is what theorists refer to as the "Grandfather Paradox"; this is the idea that if one could travel backward in time one could kill one's own ancestor, eliminating the possibility said time traveler would ever be born - and thus could never have lived to travel back and commit the murder. In a world where billions believe their deity conceived a mortal child with a virgin human, it's stunning how little imagination most people display.

Chuck Palahniuk
How sweet! You still believe in death... that's just so... quaint. Well, sorry to pop your death bubble, but there's no such thing. So make the best of things. Any real belief in death is just wishful thinking. Don't waste good drugs on killing yourself. Share them with friends and have a party. Or send them to me.