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Brainier - The Fast and the Furious (Fingers Edition)
I've got a bone to pick with my girlfriend - she's always been a hotshot when it comes to typing, and I'm sick of her lording it over me. She's a natural-born typer, with lightning-fast fingers that can bang out 60-70 words per minute (and even hit 80 when she's feeling saucy). And get this: she's never even practiced on one of those fancy typing websites. She just claims it's because she was a loner with no friends and nothing better to do than surf the web all day. Well, I'm not going to take.