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Carter Bays, Craig Thomas - HIMYM 45 Days from now - Ted Mosby
In exactly forty-five days from now, you and I are gonna meet. And we're gonna fall in love. And we're gonna get married, and... we're gonna have two kids. And we're gonna love them and each other so much. All of that is forty-five days away. But I'm here now, I guess, because I want those extra forty-five days. With you, I want each one of them. And if I can't have them, I'll take the forty-five seconds it takes before your boyfriend shows up and punches me in my face. Because... I love you.

Carter Bays, Craig Thomas - HIMYM Ted on Great Moments
The great moments of your life won't necessarily be the things you do they'll also be the things that happen to you. Now, I'm not saying you can't take action, and you will. But never forget that on any day, you can step out the front door and your whole life can change forever. You see, The Universe has a plan kids, and that plan is always in motion. A butterfly flaps its wings and it starts to rain. It's a scary thought, but it's also kind of wonderful.

Carter Bays, Craig Thomas - HIMYM Ted on Love
Love is totally nonsensical, but we have to keep doing it... or else we're lost and love is dead and humanity should just pack it in. Because love is the best thing we do.

Carter Bays, Craig Thomas - HIMYM Marshall on Babies
I think we're going to wait on the baby thing. I mean I love babies. Babies rule. Pudgy arms and stuff. But, uh, they make you old. Kinda like this anchor weighing you down to one spot... forever.