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To use every letter in the alphabet, one must only type the phrase: "The quick red fox jumps over the lazy brown dog's back." This should sufficiently test your keyboard.

Dan Aykroyd, John Landis - The Blues Brothers; Jake's Mystery Woman
You contemptible pig! I remained celibate for you. I stood at the back of a cathedral, waiting, in celibacy, for you, with three hundred friends and relatives in attendance. My uncle hired the best Romanian caterers in the state. To obtain the seven limousines for the wedding party, my father used up his last favor with Mad Pete Trullo. So for me, for my mother, my grandmother, my father, my uncle, and for the common good, I must now kill you, and your brother.

Dan Aykroyd, John Landis - The Blues Brothers; Elwood's Bluesmobile
It's got a cop motor, a 440 cubic inch plant, it's got cop tires, cop suspension, cop shocks. It's a model made before catalytic converters so it'll run good on regular gas. What do you say, is it the new Bluesmobile or what?

Dan Aykroyd, John Landis - The Blues Brothers; Jake's Apology
Oh, please don't kill us, please please don't kill us! You know I love you baby. I wouldn't leave you. It wasn't my fault! Honest... I ran out of gas. I... I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake, a terrible flood... locusts! It wasn't my fault I swear to god!