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never stop learning

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this makes me feel like i'm having a stroke

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That's kind of tragic, I feel bad for yeast now :(

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Michael Scott - The Office - Christmas
Christmas is awesome. First of all, you get to spend time with people you love. Secondly, you can get drunk and no one can say anything. Third, you give presents. What's better than giving presents? And fourth, getting presents. So, four things. Not bad for one day. It's really the greatest day of all time.