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Anonymous
changed eve to even

Some Disney Princess
I swear, didn't that happen to the Mongolian Empire lol

Satan
NO. JUST NO. WHY. WHY DID YOU HAVE TO REMIND ME OF THIS ABSOLUTE TORTURE

Kawish
Friday is my favourite day of the week too! Like you get to do something …

Eric Cantona
Hey nice quote man!

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J.K. Rowling - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - The Worst Birthday
Dudley stumbled backward at once, a look of panic on his fat face. "You c-can't-Dad told me you're not to do m-magic-he said he'll chuck you out of the house-and you haven't got anywhere else to go-you haven't got any friends to take you-" "Jiggery pokery!" said Harry in a fierce voice. "Hocus pocus-squiggly wiggly-" "MUUUUUUM!" howled Dudley. . .