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Would I vote for Jeff? Probably not. But this was one legendary speech.

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Anonymous
Here's the short story if anyone's interested. I think it's okay: https://alltimeshortstories.com/salty-coffee-a-love-story/

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Every time I see a math problem it looks like this: If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes will fit on the roof? Answer: Purple because aliens don't wear hats.