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The most fire movie of all time.

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Inhumane? Or Inhuman?

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Play with a frog? But... what if I can't find him?

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Imma do both just in case.

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Bubblegum Lollipops
My boyfriend gave me an apple, my boyfriend gave me a pare, my boyfriend gave me a kiss on the lips and threw me down the stairs. I gave him back that apple, I gave his back the pare, I gave him back that kiss on the lips and threw his down the stairs. I threw him over London, threw him over France, I threw him over the Harbor Bridge without his underpants. I saw him at the lolly shop buying some bubblegum and when he wasn't looking I shoved it up his bum.