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Kenzie Sauer
A fundamental misunderstanding of depression.

Brenda Shaughnessy
Well you can actually make it go slower than 1 second per second if you …

Anonymous
changed eve to even

Some Disney Princess
I swear, didn't that happen to the Mongolian Empire lol

Satan
NO. JUST NO. WHY. WHY DID YOU HAVE TO REMIND ME OF THIS ABSOLUTE TORTURE

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(It's always sunny in Philadelphia) - Dennis Dislikes Dream Telling
I hate listening to people's dreams. It is like flipping through a stack of photographs. If I'm not in any of them and nobody is having sex, I just don't care.

(It's always sunny in Philadelphia) - Charlie's Resume
Well, when I showed up this morning I didn't have a formal resume on me so I was sort of hoping the photograph of Mr. Jenner could represent the standard of excellence I'm hoping to bring to this position.

Ian Philip A. Brown - It's the Best (Hard)
Accept this test, especially for the last section. I suspect if you expect to do exceptionally, you'll be exceptionally discontent. Probably perplexed, and likely depressed. But these emotions, expressed in excess, will leave one vanquished. So don't recess, progress and achieve your best. Stay blessed.

Dennis Reynolds (Glenn Howerton) - Dennis is a Golden God. (It's always Sunny in Philadelphia)
I have contained my rage for as long as possible but I shall unleash my fury upon you like the crashing of a thousand waves! Begone, vile man! Begone from me! A starter car? This car is a finisher car! A transporter of gods! The golden god! I am untethered and my rage knows no bounds!