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Crash Bandicoot N Sane Trilogy - Crash Bandicoot N Sane Trilogy part 1
But Dr. Cortex. We haven't examined the cause of past failures. Moron. This Bandicoot will be my general . He will lead my Cortex Commandoes to world domination. And this time I will reign triumphant. We are closer than ever before. Quickly. In to the vortex. But Dr. Cortex the vortex is not ready we have no idea what it could do. Failure again. Capture him. Uh-Oh. Prepare the female Bandicoot. Ugh. Crystals. Of course. Doh.

SMG4. - R64:Princess Capturing Simulator
Welcome to Princess Capturing Simulator. Where you get to be a little creep and steal little girls. Warning Warning. Oh no. It's Mario. Well looks like Mario is p****d and is coming for you. What would you like to do?

e.r.b - Epic Rap Battles of History-Terminator vs Robocop part 2
And I didn't think I had any feelings left inside me, but my heart was surley broken after Terminator 3. I'm Robocop and I've got the flow to beat roided out C-3PO. I've got the mic control like alt delete your move creep. Wrong. I've detailed files the conclusion of your trilogy that movie failed Detroit worse than the automotive industry. I am T-800 Cyberdyne systems model 101, and they'll be sweeping up your bits like paperclips when I'm done.

e.r.b - Epic Rap Battles of History-Terminator vs Robocop
Freeze. I suggest you use your right to remain silent,before I show your Gobot ass some Detroit voilence. I'm like an X-Wing commander cause i stay on target. I take over these streets like I'm a farmers market. Iwonder where the Cyberdyne research went, that they couldn't fix yur Funky Hans and Franz accent. They sent ya back to kill a child, but he's defeating you still. They should've made a time traveling morning after pill.

all credits go to ERB. I own none of this. - Epic Rap Battles of History-Skrillex vs Mozart
I attack, you decay, can't sustain my releases, sidechain Wolfgang, bangarang to peices. I'm a self made man your a slave to your papa. i'm a r-r-rockstar mix you with the base and drop ya. Global mystrobes glow like chernobyl, kids exploded your noble no ne even knows you. I make the whole world move, you play community theatre. I gave my same fate from home on a blown out spaker.

Activision Toys for Bob - Bad JuJu quotes-Skylanders Imaginators
The spirit is willing. Somethings you cannot measure with numbers, but this still looks pretty close. Stats. What kind of don magic is this? Eat up son. Go out and play son. Lightning makes you strong. Where's my boy?

Ignited Gamer - Pickle Rick-Rick and Morty
I turned myself into a pickle Morty. Boom. Big reveal. I'm a pickle. What do you think about that? I turned myself into a pickle! Wha What are are you staring at me for bro? I turned myself into a pickle Morty. And? And what more do you want tagged onto this bro? I turned myself into a pickle and 9 11 was an inside job. Was it? I don't know Morty. Global acts to terrorism happen everyday. Uh here's something that's never happened before. I'm a pickle I'm PICKLE RICK!