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Dr. Seuss
This is a good quote :)

Jimmy Hayward
The most fire movie of all time.

aloeverahe
Inhumane? Or Inhuman?

Adeline
Play with a frog? But... what if I can't find him?

Joker-Davian Williams
Com,mas everyw,h,ere commas, everywhere, commas don't, belong everywhere,

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Kurt Vonnegut - Palm Sunday
I am embarrassed. We are all embarrassed. We Americans have guided our destinies so clumsily, with all the world watching, that we must now protect ourselves against our own government and our own industries.

Chuck Palahniuk - Haunted
If as one people speaking the same language they have begun to do this, then nothing they plan to do will be impossible for them. His words, in His Bible. The Book of Genesis, chapter eleven. So our God, our all-powerful God got so scared He scattered the human race across the face of the earth, and shattered their language to keep His children apart? An almighty God this insecure? Who pits his children against each other, to keep them weak? This is the God we're supposed to worship?

Chuck Palahniuk - Survivor
You've never seen a crucifix with a Jesus who wasn't almost naked. You've never seen a fat Jesus. Or a Jesus with body hair. Every crucifix you've ever seen, the Jesus could be shirtless and modeling designer jeans or men's cologne.

Quote from Season 3 of Scrubs - Coxism # 229
Lemme go ahead and share a little something special with you that I like to call Perry's Perspective. If someone's standing in front of me in line at the coffee shop and they can't decide what they want in the half an hour it took to get to the register, I should be allowed to kill them.

Rufus Wainwright - Going to a Town
I'm going to a town that has already been burnt down. I'm going to a place that has already been disgraced. I'm gonna see some folks who have already been let down. I'm so tired of America. Tell me, do you really think you go to hell for having loved? Enough of thinking everything that you've done is good. After soaking the body of Jesus Christ in blood, I'm so tired of America.

Leonard Cohen - Closing Time
The place is dead as heaven on a Saturday night. And my very close companion gets me fumbling, gets me laughing, she's a hundred but she's wearing something tight. And I lift my glass to the awful truth which you can't reveal to the ears of youth except to say it isn't worth a dime. And the whole damn place goes crazy twice, and it's once for the devil and once for christ, but the boss don't like these dizzy heights, we're busted in the blinding lights of closing time.

Quote from House - Faith
You can have all the faith you want in spirits and the afterlife, heaven and hell, but when it comes to the world, don't be an idiot, because you can tell me that you put your faith in God to get through the day but when it comes time to cross the road, I know you look both ways.