I told my wife that husbands are like fine wines; they get better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.

My tip to improve your typing speed is to eat some food...no really, it helps me!

I lay in bed last night, looking at the stars, and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?!

When my fingers hurt after too much time on the keyboard, I know that I should rest a little and then keep on typing after I've rested. I also like to eat and sleep whenever possible.

My tip to improve your typing speed is to keep typing; don't give up. If you keep on trying to improve, eventually you will. In the end, when you think about how much time you spent on all that typing, instead think of how it will help you in the future and how all that time was worth it.

When my fingers hurt after too much time on the keyboard, I take a break to go eat something, sleep, read, play basketball, or do something else that will hurt my fingers even more.