Homestuck - Andrew Hussie
- Rose: Egress
I just blew up my first gate. I'm not sure why I did it, really. I am not playing by the rules anymore. I will fly around this candy-coated rock and comb the white sand until I find answers. No one can tell me our fate can't be repaired. We've come too far.
Andrew Hussie
- Homestuck Intermission I
Your name is Spades Slick. You are the leader of a notoriously vicious gang of mobsters called the Midnight Crew. A rival gang known as the Felt recently knocked over one of your favorite casinos. Your long quest of revenge has finally taken you through the front door of the mansion belonging to their loathsome boss, Lord English.
Andrew Hussie
- Sommebound
The law is all that's left to hold on to in this unforgiving rust bowl. You cannot afford to loosen your black claw's grip lest justice slip through your fingers. Law is beauty. Order is peace. Judgement is the very base of weakness for all that is pure and... true.
Homestuck
- You Are Now... The Aimless Renegade
You have identified a couple of unwelcome rogues outside your present stronghold. They are in violation of your jurisdiction. Despite your ordinarily striking marksmanship, you have spent your entire ammo clip without recording a single killshot.
John Egbert
- Homestuck (Andrew Hussie)
Is anyone actually reading any of this? Or are they all dead. I don't know if anyone besides us is even alive and playing the game or if anybody really cares what we have to say!
Rose Lalonde (Andrew Hussie, Homestuck)
- The Cruxtruder
Removing the lid signals the moment your life becomes a great whirling batshit pandemonium, somewhat resembling the chaos of an especially ethnic wedding. Somewhere, a soused uncle deliberately shatters china on the floor. Muddy livestock is decorated, and then lost track of. The question "Whose mule is this?" at times can be heard over the din. This is now your reality.
Lois Lowry
- Messenger
Sometimes Forest closed in and entangled people who had tried to travel beyond. There had been terrible deaths, with bodies brought out strangled by vines or branches that had reached out malevolently around the throats and limbs of those who decided to leave Village. Somehow Forest knew. Somehow, too, it knew that Matty's travels were benign and necessary. The vines had never reached out for him. The trees seemed, sometimes, almost to part and usher him through.
Pearl Jam
- Value of Self Knowledge
The difference between going through life adequately equipped with knowledge concerning the important functions of one's own organism, and blundering along in abject ignorance may be compared to the difference between traveling in the daylight on an open thoroughfare, and going through a pathless thicket in darkness.
House M.D.
- Nonconformity
Nonconformity, right. I can't remember the last time I saw a twenty-something kid with a tattoo of an Asian letter on his wrist. You are one wicked free thinker. You want to be a rebel? Stop being cool. Wear a pocket protector like he does and get a haircut, like the Asian kids who don't leave the library for 20-hour stretches. They're the ones who don't care what you think. Sayonara.
