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- Abed Nadir
Britta, I got self-esteem falling out of my butt. That's why I was willing to change for you, because when you really know who you are and what you like about yourself changing for other people isn't such a big deal.
Your Local Typist
- Let's Talk About the Oxford Comma
There have been several quotes recently that have been missing crucial punctuation: the Oxford comma. If you're not familiar with the Oxford comma, it separates the last two items in a list. Though optional, it's widely regarded as necessary. If you have a list without the Oxford comma, it's annoying, frustrating, easier to misinterpret, and it messes up my accuracy.
Your Worst Nightmare
- Right Handedness
Look upon my unholy opium lolli-pop! Holy moly, I only kill Jim by lolli-pop. My link upon him, you'll jump no ill. No, you! MY yummy opium lolli-pop! Nom.
Your Worst Nightmare
- Left Handed
Drew's race car was a feared avatar. We saw cars sew far east desert treads, was Ted's dad aware we saw Drew? Wade craved desegregated stewardesses' breasts. Few great tresses dread sad readers, fewer red sweaters fear red dresses. Rat-faced Dave fears sweat.
Your Local Typist
- My Struggles
I struggle to type three letter words, as I tend to switch the second and third letter. I also have a difficult time with the lower row of the keyboard, so here is a gibberish sentence to help those like me: The cab can prove that the box was not very mobile, but zesty.
Ted Lasso
- Goodbye Earl
It's funny to think about the things in your life that can make you cry just knowing that they existed, can then become the same things that make you cry knowing that they're now gone. I think those things come into our lives to help us get from one place to a better one.
The Stanley Parable
- Opening Narration
This is the story of a man named Stanley. Stanley worked for a company in a big building where he was Employee Number 427. Employee Number 427's job was simple: he sat at his desk in Room 427, and he pushed buttons on a keyboard.
Carrie Underwood
- Blown Away
Shatter every window 'til it's all blown away. Every brick, every board, every slamming door blown away. Until there's nothing left standing, nothing left of yesterday. Every tear-soaked, whiskey memory blown away.
Inspirational Speaker
- Inspirational Quote
This is an inspirational quote. It is designed to make you feel optimistic about your journey through life, and through these typing tests. It is a promise that you are doing the right thing. You have now been inspired.
Song by AJR
- 3 O'Clock Things
It's kinda funny how I paid for college when YouTube was an option. But then I would have had to spend my best years skipping ads and reading comments. And when did advertisements get so good? They're like narcotics. So now I'm spending every penny I own. I should've allotted to finishing college.
36 Questions
- Our Daughter Judith
Our daughter, Judith? No, she moved to Austin. She's very happy there, or so we hear. She's always been so goddamn independent. The years go by and now we barely see her.
me again lol
- Spite
My favorite motivator has to be spite. I am easily influenced by reverse psychology, and the best way to get me to do something is to tell me not to do it. This, my friends, is how I ended up at the student center at 2am after telling my friends at 11pm that I was still there and getting scolded for it.
literally just me
- Muscle Memory
As my WPM slowly gets higher, I realize that I rely more and more on muscle memory. I don't think consciously about where to put my fingers, simply press the keys when they come up. While this results largely in me constantly using the backspace button, when I try to stop and think about it, my WPM drops drastically. So, I just hope that my fingers go where they're supposed to, and in the correct order.
Yuno Sykk (GTA V NoPixel)
- Rectangles
I don't even think an elongated square is an actual shape, I think you just call it a rectangle at that point. It's literally not a square; squares have to have the same length sides. It's literally not a square by the definition of a square! How does that make any sense!?
Yuno Sykk (GTA V NoPixel)
- Friendships
You know, someone once told me something: friendship is like a rope. When a rope breaks, you can't put it back the same, and it gets a little shorter each time. But each time, the ends get closer together.
Anonymous
- Oxford Comma
I have one question, then you can continue on your way: Do people who write quotes on this site choose to omit the Oxford comma just to spite me? Or do they just not know it exists?
Another Lone Typer
- Repeating Quotes Response - Response
I have seen the quote regarding seeing the quote about repeating quotes several times now. However, I have never once seen the original quote that they're responding to. It makes me wonder how this site's algorithm determines which quote to spit out at you. I have submitted half a dozen quotes now... I wonder if I will ever come across one of them.
a local aspiring author
- on the subject of writing
There's no such thing as an original thought in today's day and age. Everything has been said, and everything has been done. In order to be an author, you only have to combine them in ways that have never been done before. Whatever you are left with will make you a writer.
literally just me
- Typewriters
Have you ever stopped to think about computers? I think that we are very lucky nowadays to have computers. Writing has existed for ages, but a hundred years ago, stories were written with typewriters. Could you imagine using a typewriter? I can't. I rely too much on the backspace button.
GTA V NoPixel
- Norman to Dundee
People on this land think that there is an afterlife that is filled with a sort of happiness or fulfillment, love, dreams to come true. They are fools to think that exists. There is nothing. There is no place, not hot, not cold, not dark nor light. Nothing. There are no thoughts. There is no help. You cease to exist when I decide.
