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Would I vote for Jeff? Probably not. But this was one legendary speech.

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Arielle (The Little Mermaid)
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Anonymous
Here's the short story if anyone's interested. I think it's okay: https://alltimeshortstories.com/salty-coffee-a-love-story/

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TrashBeats - Pickle Chin Ass Boy
Boy, I'm really about to get your pickle chin ass boy. Egg head looking-ass like Collard Greens ass boy. Oh hell no, dirt boy, stank ass boy, afro head ass boy. Lip gloss chin ass ugly ass boy.

Simon J. Smith & Steve Hicker - The Bee Movie
I tried talking to these guys, and then there was a dustbuster, a toupee and a liferaft exploded... now one's bald, one's in a boat, and they're both unconscious!