You are in fact not amogus.

"boi", "yeet", doge. Perfection.

Reply to your post on my profile: thanks for the bayonetta appreciation ;)
"Let's dance, boys"

I think any tips I'd give to typists seeking to type faster are:
-Keep practicing
-Type in blocks. Some days, type with only accuracy while others go for speed. This will build up your skill and combine both accuracy and speed to slowly get better at typing (or at least, that's how I did it!)
-If you haven't already, MEMORIZE YOUR KEYBOARD. I recommend a keyboard displayed on screen so you get used to not looking down at your fingers.
-If you get stuck in "blocks" where you can't get any faster, take a break for a week and come back to it. I've done this before and have grown by a whole 10 WPM!

I'm following on your footsteps.Hope to hit 60WPM soon than later.
Thanks for your insights.

My tip to improve your typing speed is to...
literally just practice until you are good at typing. like the reason that i'm so fast at typing considering i'm still in middle school is bc this one girl that annoyed me beat me in typing class at school and i got triggered. so yep i literally went home and practiced like 30-45 minutes a day until i had enough typing skills to beat her. it fricking worked. it worked even more too when i got a computer (oh yeah this was in fourth grade btw) and started typing even more it just escalated. in fifth grade my average wpm was 75. in sixth, it shot up to 100. still in sixth grade and it's even increased by eight wpm so yay me. it's been two years since i sucked at typing and now i don't suck at typing. if i can do that you can too.

When my fingers hurt after too much time on the keyboard, I...
bruh please tell me who has finger pain after too much on the keyboard. like
i spend an insane time on my computer but
bro

What really helped me improve my typing speed is...
fricking typing literally all day because i use my computer so much