Things Bart Simpson has written on the chalk board (part 7) - Simpsons

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I will not draw naked fish in class. I will not conduct my own fire drills. I did not see Elvis. I will return the seeing eye dog. Funny noises are not funny. I will not call my teacher "hot cakes." I will not snap bras. Garlic gum is not funny. I will not fake seizures. They are laughing at me, not with me. This punishment is not boring and meaningless. I will not yell "fire" in a crowded classroom.

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nbaplaya26 10 years ago
i will not call markz "hot cakes"
lickinchicken 10 years ago
even tho u cant lik
lickinchicken 10 years ago
lik if u cri evry tim
nbaplaya26 10 years ago
markz afrad of wollercozterz lolz
lickinchicken 10 years ago
ur right its awesome
nbaplaya26 10 years ago
nah 21
lickinchicken 10 years ago
this is weird bruh
nbaplaya26 10 years, 1 month ago
I love it

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