Why do people want to swim with dolphins? - Bill Bailey

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Why do people want to swim with dolphins? The equivalent would be an Indonesian fellow coming over here, going up to a farmer and saying 'Can I get in with the cows? I just fancy scuffling about with them'.

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blunzengroestel 6 months, 1 week ago
Wow, a heartbreakingly feeble joke.
adamyaaz64 4 years, 10 months ago
Dolphins are not livestock. Maybe deer would be a better comparison? But even then, deer are a lot more likely to attack humans than dolphins so it still doesn't compare.
catrice 5 years ago
Cows are not land dophins.
tootsieroll 5 years ago
People walk with cows for fun all the time.

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