The Office - Dwight Schrute

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I wish I could menstruate. If I could menstruate, I wouldn't have to deal with idiotic calendars anymore. I'd just be able to count down from my previous cycle. Plus I'd be more in tune with the moon and the tides.

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weesin 4 years, 11 months ago
Sorry. I seem to have typed 'pooh' instead of 'oooh' in my comment. Oops
weesin 4 years, 11 months ago
Pooh. That's a super funny episode
asioxcore 4 years, 11 months ago
@weesin Haha, I think this was from the episode where Phyllis gets flashed
weesin 4 years, 11 months ago
Was this the same episode where dwight complains about women wreaking havoc with plumbing systems?

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