Savage Wife - Anonymous

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A husband is walking behind his wife and says, "Your bottom is getting so big it looks like an old washing machine." The woman keeps quiet and keeps walking. Bedtime comes around and the husband starts getting amorous. Wife says: "I'm not starting the old washing machine for such a small load. You'll have to do it by hand!"

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shet 4 months, 1 week ago
guest._. 4 months, 1 week ago
Anonymous is at another level with his quotes.
kxenia 7 months, 1 week ago
das fani
anshsaini 1 year, 1 month ago
lmao chod mara
zalyx 2 years, 9 months ago
lmfao nice
weesin 2 years, 11 months ago
Hilarious quote! I love spousal humour in the style of Chaucer's character, The Wife of Bath. This is my new favourite quote on this site!

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