Mitch Hedberg

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I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, "You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit." As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.

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i_do_my_own_stunts 6 years, 2 months ago
The king of comedy
jennyxkiim 10 years, 9 months ago
LOL.

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