Save the Planet - Christopher Moore

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He used shampoo that was guaranteed to have never been put in a bunny's eyes and from which ten percent of the profits went to save the whales. He lathered his face with shaving cream free of chlorofluorocarbons, thereby saving the ozone layer. He breakfasted on fertile eggs laid by sexually satisfied chickens that were allowed to range while listening to Brahms. Sam congratulated himself for single-handedly preserving the planet just by getting up in the morning.

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user71815 5 years, 8 months ago
Go die in a hole

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