John Mulaney

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I can't listen to any new songs. Because every new song is about how tonight is the night and we only have tonight. That is such 19-year-old horseshit. I want to write songs for people in their 30s called "Tonight's No Good. How About Wednesday? Oh, You're in Dallas Wednesday? Let's Not See Each Other for Eight Months and It Doesn't Matter at All."

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