Charlie Day
- It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Man this is crazy. You are dancing with the entire McPoyle Family. These people are freak shows, man... freaks. But you're keeping your cool. You're keeping your cool. You know why? Because you are the Green Man. Green Man is saving your life right now, bro. Just go with the flow.
Charlie Day
- It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Oh, get a job? Just get a job? Why don't I strap on my job helmet and squeeze down into a job cannon and fire off into Job Land, where jobs grow on little jobbies?!
Charlie Day
- Always Sunny in Philadelphia
What is this word, "spa"? I feel like you're starting to say a word and you're not finishing it. Are you trying to say spaghetti? Are you taking me for a spaghetti day?
Sweet Dee
- Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Mac, I'm gonna stop you right there. First of all, your breath smells like an old lady fart passing through an onion. Secondly, I know you're trying to manipulate me, and it's not going to work. Get your hand off my shoulder because I've got a fatty to burn.
