Stephen Schwartz
- Elphaba's Monologue
Oh! Do I have something in my teeth? Alright may as well get this over with. No I am not seasick, yes I have always been green and no I didn't eat grass as a child! Ugh! Sweet Oz, you know what annoys me, you know what really melts my heart down inside? It's that all of you have this stupid obsession with my varios to an obscure degree, I mean really!
