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Concerned Typist
Bro what u yapping about

Norman Schwarzkopf
One of the weirdest quotes I've ever come across. Thinking America is the only country …

Anonymous
I eat spiders.

Dr. Seuss
This is a good quote :)

Jimmy Hayward
The most fire movie of all time.

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Kentaro Miura - Dream
Dreams. Each man longs to pursue his dream. Each man is tortured by this dream, but the dream gives meaning to his life. Even if the dream ruins his life, man cannot allow himself to leave it behind. In this world, is man ever able to possess anything more solid than a dream?

2013 Liaoning Gaokao - Sand and Pearl
A young man was depressed as his career stagnated. He met an old man by the seashore. The old man grabbed a handful of sand and threw them on the seashore, then asked him, "Can you find them?" The young man said no. Then the old man threw a pearl on the seashore and asked him the same question again. The young man said yes. Then he had an epiphany: one should be something different before one gets recognition.

Unknown - Travelling to your destination
Don't you hate it when your package is lost? Sometimes mishaps and fumbles can happen along the way to the destination. Hell, sometimes someone steals it right before it gets to you. It takes a while before you notice until you call to get that problem settled. This can be applied to life as well. Do you remember any mistake or someone holding back your potential? Take action to get that problem settled.

Antonio - A Letter
Hola, Typist, this is Antonio, Your girlfriend's secret Puerto Rican lover. I mistakenly left a package of my Magnum XXL Heavy-Duty Condoms at your place this night while you were complaining about a children's "typing words" game. I was hoping I could swing by tonight and pick them up. I'll just go in through the backdoor just like how I do with your girlfriend, the dirty girl! Thanks, and good luck with your funny little computer game!

Anonymous - Chicken is life
Eat food that is high in protein because it makes you feel very full. Therefore, you would eat less (fewer calories consumed). Things high in carbohydrates such as pasta... Can be eaten a fuck ton and not make you feel full. So, moral of the story is to eat chicken :).

Anonymous - Change can happen
Humans are one of the most adaptable animals on earth. That means that we are never incapable of change. If you feel stuck in life, analyze yourself. Your eating habits, exercise, social life, etc. Write everything down, then decide what you are unhappy with. Then come up with healthy alternatives. Celebrate your early success (a day without a bad habit, then two, etc.). People are very receptive, they will see you are improving and will respect you. Start small, better than not starting at all.

Anonymous - Sweet Anniversary
Now it's our 10th hour anniversary. She's still upset as usual. She's always yelling at me and trying to leave. God, I still remember the first words I said to her "Get in the trunk you're coming with me."