What you're thinking right now is, "what have I been doing with my life that would make this writing sample talk about me like that to my face?" If you hadn't been thinking that, you sure are thinking about it now. But, then again, how is it even treating you? Oh, no, this is embarrassing. You have not listened to one word I have said. And who the hell am I? I am you, and so is me. Go wash your hands.