Team Starkid
- A Very Potter Sequel
You know, Goyle, using the potty is not so bad. I don't know why I was afraid of it all those years. I think I was concerned about falling in, but I have found that if I climb on top of the potty and I put one foot on either side of the potty hole rim, and get a firm footing, I'm actually quite safe.
Team Starkid
- A Very Potter Sequel
Pay special attention to the shading of your sweater; it's rather good. It's actually quite good. It's probably the best I've ever done. Actually... can I have that back? Wait, no... I'm taking it! What do you think of that, Potter? I've stolen your favorite drawing!
Team Starkid
- A Very Potter Sequel
My name is Draco Malfoy. I am a racist, I despise gingers and mudbloods, I hate Gryffindor house, and my parents work for the man who killed your parents. Do you want to be my friend?
Team Starkid
- A Very Potter Sequel
I was in the car with my parents when we crashed... into a crocodile. My parents got eaten but then the crocodile took out a knife and gave me this scar. At least, that's what my liar aunt and uncle told me, so...
Team Starkid
- A Very Potter Sequel
In the Muggle world, I'm just a... I'm something called a douchebag. I play guitar when everybody just wants to hang out, and I make weird covers of Disney songs... who does that? See, Muggles hate that shit. To them I'm just a douchebag. I'm like Jesse McCartney. I'm Jesse McCartney's douche.
Team Starkid
- A Very Potter Sequel
Sir, you gotta help me. I just ran away from home from my mean aunt and uncle. They keep me under some stairs. Listen, you've gotta believe me. I got this letter from Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Sir, listen, please! A bird gave it to me!
Team Starkid
- A Very Potter Musical
Do you know who I think is the ugliest girl in school? Hermione Granger. You know what I'd give her on a scale of one to ten, with one as the ugliest and ten as the prettiest? I'd give her an 8... 8.5... or a 9... but not... NOT over a 9.8. Because there is always room for improvement. Not everyone is perfect, like me. I'm holding out for a 10. Because I'm worth it.
