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Terry Pratchett
Love me some Pratchett!

Zelensky
Peace negotiations maybe?

Isaac Asimov
Intelligence can be generally linked to willingness to learn

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There are literally other sites for that. This is not that kind of site.

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Senior Kindergarten Students - How to Get a Girlfriend
How to get a girlfriend: 1. Find a girl who you like. She has to be nice. I doesn't matter what she looks like. 2. Give her flowers and toys. 3. Go to the toilet before you play so that you don't have to go while you are playing with her.

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If it is unappetizing: do not eat, date, or sign up for it. If the mere thought of it is depressing: do not major in it, sit through it, or devote your life to it. If it is not important to you: do not do it only because it is important to someone else. You will thank yourself.