Viagra Boys
- Store policy
Don't eat animals if they don't sweat. Only do drugs that are real hard to get. Smoking crypto is bad for your health. I'm touching myself by the health food shelf. It's our policy, our policy. I'm sorry sir but you got to leave. It's our policy, our policy. I'm sorry sir but you're gonna have to leave. I stole a shrimp for the local zoo. I got a tank at home what about you? I'm selling drugs to kids at your school. I'm up all night gooning to a picture of you.
Viagra Boys
- Ain't No Thief
I showed up to the party in my favorite coat, on the back was an image with a shrimp on a boat. When you saw what I was wearing you got real upset and said, "That's the jacket that I got from my grandma. Oh, well, I promise I ain't seen you before and maybe your grandma had bought a couple more and maybe I helped her at the grocery store and she gave it to me as a gift."
Papa Izzy
- Somethings Never Change
Self-esteem is something I ain't got. Yeah, self-esteem is something I don't need; cause I've got a knife on my side and if you want to (bleep) with me, well I'll (bleep) you up son! So, all you (bleepers) can stay out of my way. I spend my days alone, and when I feel lonely, I'll sing a song stoned off my (bleep) again. My health will disappear as I down more cheap beer. One day I'll be coughing up a lung filled with tar and blood. For now I'm alone and I'll be on my own that day my friend.