Long ago in a distant land, I, Aku, the shape-shifting Master of Darkness, unleashed an unspeakable evil! But a foolish Samurai warrior wielding a magic sword stepped forth to oppose me. Before the final blow was struck, I tore open a portal in time and flung him into the future, where my evil is law! Now the fool seeks to return to the past, and undo the future that is Aku!
I like the whoever made Aku - Intro of Aku. Whoever wrote it definitively was thinking outside the norm. What I'm saying is that I liked the quote and think that people who get it should give it a good vote so everyone can look at it.