Oh, there once was a hero named Ragnar the Red who came riding to Whiterun from old Rorikstead. And the braggart did swagger and brandish his blade as he told of bold battles and gold he had made. But then he went quiet, did Ragnar the Red when he met the shieldmaiden, Matilda, who said: "Oh you talk, and you lie, and you drink all our mead. Now I think it's high time that you lie down and bleed."