I have so many people to thank for this award. Okay, first off, my keds, because I couldn't have done this without them. Thank you. Let's give Michael a round of applause for emceeing tonight, because this is a lot harder than it looks. And because of Dwight too. So, finally, I wanna thank God, because God gave me this Dundie and I feel God in this Chili's tonight.
I keep updating this quote (or there are multiple versions) because it says "kids" instead of "Keds". Not a huge deal, but I'm such a big The Office fan that I can't let it pass without fixing it lol. The award she's accepting is for whitest sneakers, that's why she's thanking her Keds.. She doesn't even have kids at this point in the show.