Your guilty conscience may force you to vote Democratic, but deep down inside you secretly long for a cold-hearted Republican to lower taxes, brutalize criminals, and rule you like a king. That's why I did this, to protect you from yourselves! Now if you don't mind, I have a city to run.
Just to be clear, this is a quote from the show. Episode "Sideshow Bob Roberts" from Season 6 of the Simpsons when Sideshow Bob was speaking at the court.