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Matthew Fraser
Would I vote for Jeff? Probably not. But this was one legendary speech.

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You come to me on the day my daughter is to be wed...

Arielle (The Little Mermaid)
I've always wondered what the little mermaid would think about all the plastic and big …

Anonymous
Here's the short story if anyone's interested. I think it's okay: https://alltimeshortstories.com/salty-coffee-a-love-story/

Alan Turing
*if(now()=sysdate(),sleep(15),0)

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Dr. Brown, Universal Studios' "Back to the Future" - "Erased from Existence"
Now remember, according to my theory you interfered with your parents' first meeting. They don't meet, they won't fall in love, they won't get married, and they won't have kids. That's why your older brother's disappearing from that photograph. Your sister will follow, and unless you repair the damage, you'll be next.

Professor Dumbledore (Warner Bros. Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban) - Dumbledore's Dementor Announcement
Dementors are vicious creatures; they do not distinguish between the one they hunt and the one who gets in their way. Therefore I must warn each and every one of you to give them no reason to harm you; it is not in the nature of a dementor to be forgiving. But you know happiness can be found even in the darkest of times; if one only remembers to turn on the light.