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Concerned Typist
Bro what u yapping about

Norman Schwarzkopf
One of the weirdest quotes I've ever come across. Thinking America is the only country …

Anonymous
I eat spiders.

Dr. Seuss
This is a good quote :)

Jimmy Hayward
The most fire movie of all time.

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Shouya Ishida (A Silent Voice) - I think I can understand
Things would have been so much better back then. If we had heard each other's voices. I hate myself. I was selfish, and I never thought about anyone else's feelings. Since then, my classmates have all looked down on me. I've lived for seventeen years, and I haven't lived one of them as a good person. The only time I heard your voice was when we got into that fight. And what pisses me off the most is the fact that I haven't changed at all since back then! But now, I think I can understand.

Mystic Messenger - Zen - Sudden realisation
I understand why none of us have girlfriends. I'm dating my job, that trust fund kid is dating his cat, Seven is a freak and Yoosung is addicted to games. No wonder we don't have anyone.

Mystic Messenger - MC - You made me a better person 707
I care for you and I was addicted to you. I stay up late until 3 am and then wake up at 6 am. You are the reason I keep striving to do my best to one day be smart as you. You are the reason I want to make others happy the way you make my day so bright.

Jason Dean (J.D.) - Heathers: The Musical || J.D.'s Petition
We, the students of Westerburg High will die. Our burnt bodies may finally get through to you. Your society churns out slaves and blanks. No thanks. Signed the Students of Westerburg High. 'Goodbye.'

Dream (DreamWasTaken) - Dream SMP Arc II || TommyInnit in exile
You hid things in a chest, knowing they were things I wouldn't want you to have. And you hid it in a way, that way I would never find it. And the only reason I would have found it, is because you walked in here, and I was mining down to tell you to drop your stuff in a hole, and I saw the chests!

JSchlatt - Dream SMP Arc I || JSchlatt's inauguration speech
This place will be a lot different tomorrow. Let's start making it happen. My first decree, as the President of L'Manberg... The emperor, of this great country! Is to revoke the citizenship of Wilbur Soot and TommyInnit! Get 'em outta here!

Fundy - Dream SMP Arc I || Fundy's intro to "So I hunted Dream..."
The Dream SMP. A lot of weird stuff happens there regularly, and today, was no exception. I thought I was gonna have a normal, casual time, but then, Dream himself came online, and things went crazy.

TommyInnit - Dream SMP III || Dream & Tommy in the Prison
Or what? You're gonna kill me? Then your server won't be fun anymore, you said it yourself. Turns out, I actually had all the power over you all along, I just didn't know it. You can have your clock back, you're gonna be in here for a long-ass time. Everyone's going- they feel bad for you, and I did feel bad for you, but you were actually going to kill, um- my best friend. And uhhh- and hold me in here.

Tubbo_ - Dream SMP Arc III || Independence of the Snowchester
On the 21st of January 2021 Snowchester is becoming independent from the nation known as "Dream SMP." This means from this day forth Snowchester will no longer be part of Dream SMP, but its own country. Signed: Tubbo_.

Dream (DreamWasTaken) - Dream SMP Arc II || Tubbo & Tommy vs. Dream
Tommy, you wanna be a hero, right? You wanna be a hero. You wanna be the hero of the server. And every hero needs an origin story. Right? I mean, Batman had his parents, Spider-Man had Uncle Ben... You can have Tubbo.

Wilbur Soot - Dream SMP Arc I || Technoblade joined the game
TommyInnit, I am a slow-burning fuse. I am a long, slow-burning fuse, but I'm telling you now, over the next couple weeks, I... I'm gonna be a different man than the one JSchlatt crossed. I can feel it. And maybe this new man will be open to... a Technoblade.

Wilbur Soot - Dream SMP Arc I || L'Manberg National Antheme
Well, I heard there was a special place, where men could go and emancipate. The brutality and the tyranny of their rulers. Well, this place is real, you needn't fret, with Wilbur, Tommy, Tubbo, fuck Eret. It's a very big and not so blown up L'Manberg. My L'Manberg. My L'Manberg. My L'Manberg. My L'Manberg.

Dream (DreamWasTaken) - Dream SMP Arc I || Dream's declaration of war
We have burnt down Tubbo's house, we have planted TNT cannons around your land, we have cobblestone-walled the outside, and we have shot ONE warning shot inside your walls. We have NO MERCY! NO MERCY FOR YOU! We will BURN DOWN your houses, we will KILL everything inside your walls, and we will TAKE BACK the land that is rightfully ours, if you do not surrender. I want to see WHITE FLAGS! WHITE FLAGS, OUTSIDE YOUR BASE, BY TOMORROW, AT DAWN, OR YOU ARE DEAD!