Brennan Lee Mulligan
- Goblin code of Chivalry.
A true goblin never truths when he might trick. To part the seeing from the being is the greatest goodness goblins get. A true goblin never does as he's told, never tells as he's done, and never follows a rule, least of all this one. A true goblin never does what gets seen when he might to have done it where it wouldn't. More secrets is more better to goblins.
Einstein
Does this site have a moderator? Because let me tell you, I have posted some shit on this site and I have not been called out on any of these "quotes". I made Bob the Builder say fuck. Where's the accountability.
Charles Darwin
Life would be so much better if wheels were a natural evolutionary feature. Imagine, built in heelies! Birds making landings on wheels! Tortoises doing kick flips off themselves! That would be so sick. I would trade another feature for wheels. We don't need hair.
Bob the Builder
I don't know, Wendy. I don't know. You know me, normally I would say we can do anything, but this? This is pretty fucked up. We are well and truly up shit creek without a paddle on this one.
Ariel
- Disney's the Little Mermaid
Maybe you're right. Maybe I'm not cut out for the world of humans. But if that's true, I'll learn it on my own terms, in my own time. And maybe I will suffer for it, but I am not going to let a fucking sea witch tell me who I'm supposed to be.
The Wachowski Sisters
- Morpheus
The illusion doesn't have to be perfect to work, Neo. People don't ask questions. It's like that play. There's a cat in that show who's apparently broken "every human law," and nobody questions it. Doesn't that concern anybody? Shouldn't someone be stopping him?
The Last Skywalker
- Time
Doesn't it always come back to a question of time? Everyone is worried that they don't have enough of it, or that they have the wrong bit of it. But time doesn't run out. Time is never wrong. The entire universe is built out of the passing of time. When you have nothing else, Rey, you will have time.
Richard Assuage
- a Piece of Cake
'Tis a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake, or so it was told. And 'tis true, a plain sponge works easily enough, but is this enough to be proclaimed "pretty"? Indeed, it seems to me that an attractive cake requires skills that could be years in the gaining. Is it not an injustice to the patissier, to claim their work to be simple? Let the art be praised, not for its ease, but for the dedication and skill evident in its execution.
Jefferson Morales
- I see this spark in you
Sometimes people drift apart Miles, and I don't want that to happen to us, okay? Look, I know I don't always do what you need me to do, or say what you need me to say, but I'm... I see this spark in you, it's amazing! It's why I push you, but it's yours. Whatever you choose to do with it, you'll be great.
Mazikeen
- Lucifer
A school like that would be great for Trixie. Fancy pants rich kids are like vipers; Trixie will learn to cut them with her words... then I will teach her the knives.
Crowley
- Great Plan
I only ever asked questions; that's all it took to be a demon in the old days. Great plan? God, are you listening? Show me a great plan. Okay, I know, you're testing them. You said you'd be testing them. But you shouldn't test them to destruction. Not to the end of the world.
Justin Mcelroy
- The suffering game
Is it? Is it, Griffin? Is it? Is it "real low"? Is it almost like some fucking liches of your imagination sucked my hit points away from me, a wizard? Is that what happened? Is that what may account for the lowness?
Justin Mcelroy
- The Adventure Zone
Because um, the mongoose has specialized acetylcholine receptors that make it impervious to venom and so they're known for killing snakes. Very surprisingly dangerous. You know, like Rikki-Tikki-Tavi? ... You know, not everything has to be a joke.
Lauren Shippen
- The Bright Sessions
I've never been that wrong about someone before. So you can imagine how I felt: betrayed, hurt, embarrassed. You duped me so completely - made a fool out of me and destroyed the most important relationship in my life. And I'm not too proud to admit that I've carried that betrayal with me into every aspect of my life. You made me doubt and question everything. How could I ever trust my own judgement again when I had chosen to trust you?
The Magnus Archives
- The coming storm
I don't remember that night in detail. The two most important events in my life, and I have clear memories of neither. I know it was the first storm, the first real storm, I had seen for almost ten years, but nothing else remains in my mind. There are echoes of resignation, I think, almost desperation. That can't be right though. What reason would I have had not to jump? Not to become as I am now? Perhaps I just didn't know the true joy of vertigo.
Kevin Vibert - the Penumbra Podcast
- Lord Arum
And finally, this: I granted two of the most beautiful blooms in the world their freedom - the freedom to do what they most wished, no matter the pain or consequences to me. It is not even half-forgiveness for what I've done, but... I did what good deeds I could when I saw the opportunity. That is all.
Itachi Uchiha
- Reality
People live their lives bound by what they accept as correct and true. That is how they define reality. But what does it mean to be correct or true? They are merely vague concepts. Their reality may all be a mirage. Can we consider them to be simply living in their own world, shaped by their beliefs?
Juno Steel
- Feel better
Feel better. People have been telling me I'll feel better for years. "Exercise, you'll feel better," "Get some sleep, you'll feel better," "Go out and meet someone, you'll feel better." And look, I've thought about it a lot and here's the thing; I'm not sure I care about feeling better. I care about doing my job, fixing the little part of this city I can get my hands on, and in the Maya King case I failed.
