Anonymous
Love is worthless, really. It's undetectable. What we want is to believe that others love us, but we have no way of even knowing whether we are loved.
Carl Bernstein
Believe in yourself, and you can accomplish anything in the world, anything that you could do before. You are equally real regardless of your beliefs.
Charles Brettinger
Liking something is not a personality. Doing something is not a personality. Being something is not a personality. You have none. Personality is a myth.
Charles Brettinger
You are not beautiful just the way you are. Every human being is ugly in his or her own way. I'm not talking about inner or outer beauty. All humans are ugly on the inside. Ever seen a beautiful intestine? No.
Rachel Bloom
- Crazy Ex Girlfriend
Here's what happened: I was in New York, I ran into Josh, he made me feel warm inside like glitter was exploding inside me, and then I moved here. I did not move here because of Josh because that would be crazy, and I am not crazy.
Charles Brettinger
How to write dramatically... that's a skill that takes time to learn. You see, not everyone can be evasive enough to build suspense. Suspense? Yes, suspense. Pause. Pause. Pause! That's how you build drama!
Lemony Snicket
Besides getting several paper cuts in the same day or receiving the news that someone in your family has betrayed you to your enemies, one of the most unpleasant experiences in life is a job interview.
John Green
- Looking For Alaska
We need never be hopeless, because we can never be irreparably broken. We think that we are invincible because we are. We cannot be born, and we cannot die.
Anonymous
Twitter is the best because on the one hand, there are motivational quotes and funny tweets, but you also see people who aren't aware that Spain exists.
Charles Brettinger
We may never shake hands again. Have you thought of what that means? A pandemic has ended the age old tradition that allowed people to steal each other's watches.
Charles Brettinger
Nowadays, it seems there is far too much political squabbling. I believe this is because the men of this generation have no honor. The solution is clear: duels.
Mean Keyhero User
Forget what they tell you about accuracy. Try to type this as fast as you can. Close your eyes so you can focus. You'll end up with a low score, and mine will be higher by comparison.
Soulfarm
- Crazy Things
Oh, she moves and dances like a flower in the wind. One touch of her hand, and my whole world starts to spin. I breathe her in so deep, it makes me high.
Anonymous
I love you like a fish loves the sea. I mean I don't even have an existence independent of you. If I were you, I'd avoid me at all costs. It's too intense.
Anonymous
I'm not trying to convince you to join the Russian mafia, but have you fully considered the benefits? I just think you need to keep a more open mind. You may not personally choose this, but don't criticize others for doing so.
Charles Brettinger
I can't believe that the same people who denounce Trump voted for Barack Obama, who must be pro-cancer because he never specifically denounced it. I also can't believe that I have to tell you that my previous sentence was sarcastic.
ze_or
You can actually get significantly faster than that by using stenotype, but stenotype is technically not a form of typing, so it is generally not considered in the discussion for the fastest typist.
Church of the Great Penguin
Dinosaurs, the Great Penguin stated, I don't recall creating the dinosaurs. The Great Penguin scratched the top of its head with a wingtip. Which prankster created them, the Great Penguin wondered.
Charles Brettinger
Pity is compassion that has been poisoned by condescension. It cuts deeper than hatred ever could. Don't pity your enemies. That would be taking it too far.
Louis Sachar
The children didn't know what to do. They didn't have a teacher. Even though Mrs. Gorf was mean, they didn't think it was right to leave her as an apple. But none of them knew how to wiggle their ears.
