God: People ask me to do things - big things, little things - billions of times, every day. Joan: What do you expect? You're God! God: I put a lot of thought into the Universe; came up with the rules. It sets a bad example if I break them - not to mention, shows favoritism. Why should one person get a miracle, and not everybody else? Can you imagine the confusion? It's better when we all abide by the rules. Joan: No miracles? God: Miracles happen within the rules.