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Brenda Shaughnessy
Well you can actually make it go slower than 1 second per second if you …

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I swear, didn't that happen to the Mongolian Empire lol

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Jim Carrey as Fletcher Reede - Liar Liar - Towing Yard
You know what I'm gonna do about this? NOTHING! Because if I take ya to small court it'll just drain eight hours out of my life and you probably won't show up and if I finally got the judgement you'd just stiff me anyway. So what I'm gonna do is piss and moan like an impotent jerk and then bend over and take it up the tailpipe!