Taako - Justin McElroy
- I wanna tell you a story
I wanna tell you a story about the time there were three ogres, right? And then one of 'em hit me so hard I almost died. You were sitting up in some sort of weird laser just shooting flasks willy-nilly, Travis was ripping the arms off a robot, and I got punched so hard I almost died! I'm not gonna go toe-to-toe with a crab while you're armed with a terrible Scottish accent, and Travis doesn't even have his shield! I'm out!
Magic Brian - Griffin McElroy
- A Long Death - The Adventure Zone
Oh nooo! The mystery is solved! You've solved my final riddle, you are ze new riddle master... Congratulations, you have proven yourselves quite the adventurers... oh, I've landed on Bryan. Ahhh, Bryan, I'm so proud of zem... I'm going to die now.
