Sam Haft
- Merry Sinsmas
You pack a bag, you say goodbye, you kiss me on the cheek and look me in the eye, you tell a lie that you will soon return to me. I loved you then, I love you still, and I know it won't be long until you're here at last and then I'll ask if your heart still burns for me. I would travel every ring of Hell just to see if you'll be mine.
Bojack Horseman
- Miserable
Every time someone leaves rehab, it makes you think about your own progress. I bought into this idea that I was a thing that couldn't be changed. The main thing I didn't think about was that I didn't do this sooner. I wasted so many years being miserable because I assumed that was the only way to be. I don't want to do that anymore.
C.C. Baxter
- The Apartment
Ya know, I used to live like Robinson Crusoe; I mean, shipwrecked among eight million people. And then one day I saw a footprint in the sand, and there you were.
Stanley Spadowski
- Life is like a Mop - UHF
Life is like a mop. Sometimes life gets full of dirt and crud and bugs and hairballs and stuff. You gotta clean it out... Sometimes life sticks to the floor so bad you know a mop, it's not good enough. You gotta get down there, like, with a toothbrush and you gotta really scrub 'cause you gotta get it off... But if that doesn't work you can't give up. You gotta stand right up. You gotta run to a window and say, "Hey! These floors are dirty as hell, and I'm not gonna take it anymore!"
