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Concerned Typist
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Ian Bake - Tooth Fairies
When I was a young boy, I used to eat tooth fairies. I would smile and purr at them to put them at ease while I gleefully watch them approach me unknowingly. My ears relished their cries of horror together with the hollow crunch of their small bodies against my teeth. I wiped their gooey luminous blood with the back of my pudgy hand as I place the tooth that fell out of my mouth 6 months ago back under my pillow and pretended to sleep once more.

ian bake - The Moon
When the time comes for Judith to strike hard, she does so with great gusto, causing the earth to rise and fall. The Yellow Moon crashes upon the land with a thundering boom, with its flakes of moon scattering the skies, blocking out the sun and plunging the world into eerie twilight darkness. Creatures erupt from the broken moon and scurry into the mouths of any living thing nearby, seeking moisture and warmth. The Earth cries empty with its rivers and seas choking on the acid rock.