Neil Fallon
- Prison Planet
And as one might expect, I've been harassed for years. The Men in Black have been bending my ear. As a matter of fact, they were just here today, but I escaped them through a secret passageway. Once I lived there for one thousand days.
Neil Fallon
- Burning Beard
Every day I wake up. We drink a lot of coffee and watch the CNN. Every day I wake up to a bowl of clover honey, and let the locusts fly in. Lobsterbacks attack the town again. Wrap all my things in aluminum. Beams of darkness streak across the sky. Pink rays from the ancient satellite.
