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Himarsha Gokhale
There are literally other sites for that. This is not that kind of site.

the person who typed this
The problem with short quotes is that they are not an accurate representation of your …

xkouki
"qwerty" is, ironically, rather difficult to type in Dvorak...

Dr. Elisabeth Kubler-Ross
Jeg får feil ved "k" i ", ​​kjent tap" selv om jeg skriver rett!

Bebe Kuhlet
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dnote - gas station
I bought a Powerball ticket and a handful of other items from the local gas station. I switched to a different register to pay with card instead of cash, forgetting about the ticket. I found out the lady who rang me out put her 2 weeks in. This is either the best coincidence or my worst mistake. Sadly, I will never know.

Dnote - Pizza
After hearing great reviews of their pizza I called a bar to place an order. The tender answered the phone with "Yea." I responded back with "can I place an order"? The tender said "Yes, what do you want" in an annoyed voice. I said nothing I will order somewhere else. I am afraid I am becoming a Karen.

Dnote - Quote
My boss recently asked me to quote a 40 inch television. I quoted a 39.5 inch and he asked me to go bigger and quote a 45 inch. These are the 2 most uncommon televisions in the market. I want to email him back with a quote for both but I am afraid if I do, he will ask for a picture of Spiderman.

Dnote - Pitts
Never trust a brand for what it claims. I recently bought the flushable wipes that are plumber approved. Within a week I figured out that plumbers love when consumers buy plungers. Less work for them.

Dnote - Volleyball
I usually like to stay anonymous. After reading about the volleyball player that hurt their thumb at practice, I have decided to change that. I will now use "Quotes" as a place to free type.