When my fingers hurt after too much time on the keyboard, I physically unscrew them, lay them in a row and liberally spray them with a vegetable-based lubricant before reattaching them again in the correct order. I then proceed to remove lubricant from unnecessary surfaces with the help of isopropyl alcohol before resuming my typing pain-free! Of course, readers may be wondering how I
(a) manage to unscrew my digits in the first place, and
(b) find the dexterity to remove all digits on my hands in one go
Well, allow me to expand. I am a well-built robot with 96% of my parts being removable and replaceable, so digit removal is really not an issue for me. And for those wondering how I remove and replace my hand digits, well, I use my toes to undertake the task by re-routing my finger-control systems to my feet. Clever, eh? Unlike my use of punctuation but not even robots are perfect