Hola, Typist, this is Antonio, Your girlfriend's secret Puerto Rican lover. I mistakenly left a package of my Magnum XXL Heavy-Duty Condoms at your place this night while you were complaining about a children's "typing words" game. I was hoping I could swing by tonight and pick them up. I'll just go in through the backdoor just like how I do with your girlfriend, the dirty girl! Thanks, and good luck with your funny little computer game!