Dark Souls 2
- Prologue
Long ago, in a walled off land, far to the north, a great king built a great kingdom. I believe they called it Drangleic. Perhaps you're familiar. No, how could you be? But one day, you will stand before its decrepit gate, without really knowing why... Like a moth drawn to a flame, your wings will burn in anguish. Time after time. For that is your fate. The fate of the cursed.
zar33
- Another thought
Seriously, some of these quotes are made by Satan himself. They start off easy, you get into it, you got speed, you got accuracy, it's all going great but then a name comes up and it makes you want to break your own fingers - L'Carpetron Dookmarriot and his friend Jackmerius Tacktheritrix are here! Goodbye speed and accuracy!
zar33
- A thought
I'm really starting to wonder how Harry Potter spells and formal greetings in Dothraki or Klingon can help me improve my typing speed. Some of these quotes are beyond pointless.
Jacobim Mugatu
- Child Labor
Hi Derek! My name's Little Cletus and I'm here to tell you a few things about child labor laws, ok? They're silly and outdated. Why back in the 30s, children as young as five could work as they pleased; from textile factories to iron smelts. Yippee! Hurray!
Hansel
- So hot right now
I wasn't like every other kid, you know, who dreams about being an astronaut, I was always more interested in what bark was made out of on a tree. Richard Gere's a real hero of mine. Sting. Sting would be another person who's a hero. The music he's created over the years, I don't really listen to it, but the fact that he's making it, I respect that.
Derek Zoolander
- Eugoogooly
If there is anything that this horrible tragedy can teach us, it's that a male model's life is a precious, precious commodity. Just because we have chiseled abs and stunning features, it doesn't mean that we too can't die in a freak gasoline fight accident.
